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Jack’s Joke of the Day: “THE PRINCESS”

Princess

Jack’s

JOKE OF THE DAY

“The Princess”

 

There was a Kingdom, long ago, with a Princess who had a strange problem; everything she touched melted. Wood, stone or steel all melted.

The king was so concerned that he announced that anyone who could produce anything that did not melt, could have the Princesses hand in marriage.

Three Nights-in shining-armor showed up.

The first presented a sword of tungsten steel. But, when the Princess touched the sword, it melted.

The second presented a diamond. But, when the Princess touched the diamond, it melted.

The third said: “Put your hand in my pocket and touch whatever you find.” She did and it did not melt. What was it?

 

 

It was M&M’s, of course. They melt in your mouth; not in your hand.

Excerpted from How to become the “SMARTEST PERSON” in the Room. You are what you are perceived to be. Let me show you how to become a “MARKETING” genius. © 2018 John D. Gaskell. Used with permission of Professional Value Books, Inc. All rights reserved. Order at TheEngineersResource.com. Use coupon code “room” and save.

Why do you want to tell jokes?

When someone tells a funny joke with great delivery, it makes people laugh and feel happy. It also helps them to like the person telling the joke, remember that person, and causes them think that you, as the joke teller, are smart. This enhances your reputation as “the smartest person in the room.”

I recommend preparing a list of “Joke Reminders”. As the name implies, is list of words that remind you of a joke. Like most people, I quickly forget jokes. So, when someone tells a joke that I like, I write a few words on the back of the monthly calendar that I always carry with me. Later, I think about the joke and try to improve upon it and memorize it including appropriate facial expressions and arm gestures.

That reminds me of a joke. “What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?” ……….. “It is called a speech impediment.”

 

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A SINGLE WOMAN WALKS INTO A BAR

The Overprotective Mother The Single Woman

Jack’s JOKE OF THE DAY

“A SINGLE WOMAN WALKS INTO A BAR”

Shortly after a single woman arrived at her favorite bar in Florida, a handsome man came in and sat next to her. She said: “I haven’t seen you here before. Is this your first visit?” He replied: “Well, actually this is my first time back in 20 years.” She said: “Why did you wait so long?” He said: “To tell you the truth, I have been in prison.” She said: “Oh my. If you don’t mind me asking, why were you in prison?” He replied: “I’m not proud of it, but I killed my wife.” She asked: “Soo, your single?”

Excerpted from How to become the “SMARTEST PERSON” in the Room. You are what you are perceived to be. Let me show you how to become a “MARKETING” genius. © 2018 John D. Gaskell. Used with permission of Professional Value Books, Inc. All rights reserved. Order at TheEngineersResource.com. Use coupon code “room” and save.

Why do you want to tell jokes?

When someone tells a funny joke with great delivery, it makes people laugh and feel happy. It also helps them to like the person telling the joke, remember that person, and causes them think that you, as the joke teller, are smart. This enhances your reputation as “the smartest person in the room.” Most people laugh at “A single woman walks into a bar.” There are a lot of single woman in Florida.

I recommend preparing a list of “Joke Reminders”. As the name implies, is list of words that remind you of a joke. Like most people, I quickly forget jokes. So, when someone tells a joke that I like, I write a few words on the back of the monthly calendar that I always carry with me. Later, I think about the joke and try to improve upon it and memorize it including appropriate facial expressions and arm gestures.

That reminds me of a joke. “What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?” ……….. “It is called a speech impediment.”

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“THE OVERPROTECTIVE MOTHER”

The Overprotective Mother The Single Woman

 

“The Overprotective Mother”

This new mother always walked her son to school and met him after school to walk him home. When she took him to the playground, she held his hand when he went down the slide.

One day his mother took him to the beach, but she was very careful. She told him not to go in over his knees and she stood next to him with her toes in the water. However, a big wave came in and swept him out over-his-head. The mother jumped up and down screaming.

Just then another big wave pushed him back on shore. He landed on his feet and said: “I’m fine Mom. Don’t worry. Everything is OK.” She responded: “No it’s not OK! Where is your hat?”

Why do you want to tell jokes?

When someone tells a funny joke with great delivery, it makes people laugh and feel happy. It also helps them to like the person telling the joke, remember that person, and causes them think that you, as the joke teller, are smart. This enhances your reputation as “the smartest person in the room.”

I recommend preparing a list of “Joke Reminders”. As the name implies, this is list of words that remind you of a joke. Like most people, I quickly forget jokes. So, when someone tells a joke that I like, I write a few words on the back of the monthly calendar that I always carry with me. Later, I think about the joke and try to improve upon it and memorize it including appropriate facial expressions and arm gestures.

That reminds me of a joke. “What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?” ……….. “It is called a speech impediment.”

If you truly want to be perceived as “The smartest person in the room”, get Jack’s new book: How to become the “SMARTEST PERSON” in the Room, and learn the details. You are what you are perceived to be. Let me show you how to become a “MARKETING” genius. Visit: TheEngineersResource.com to find out more.

Excerpted from How to become the “SMARTEST PERSON” in the Room. © 2018 John D. Gaskell. Used with permission of Professional Value Books, Inc. All rights reserved. Order at TheEngineersResource.com. Use coupon code “room” and save.