“Learn how Joke Reminders will help you to remember jokes, so that you can make people laugh and enhance your reputation as the smartest person in the room”.
By: John D. Gaskell, author of:
You are what you are perceived to be. Let me show you how to stand-out.
MY JOKE REMINDERS (Part 17 of a multi-part article)
“Joke Reminders”, as the name implies, is list of words that remind you of a joke. Like most people, I quickly forget jokes. So, when someone tells a joke that I like, I write a few words on the back of the monthly calendar that I always carry with me. Later, I think about the joke and try to improve upon it and memorize it including appropriate facial expressions and arm gestures.
That reminds me of a joke. “What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?” ……….. “It is called a speech impediment.”
Why do you want to tell jokes?
When someone tells a funny joke with great delivery, it makes people laugh and feel happy. It also helps them to like the person telling the joke, remember that person, and causes them think that you, as the joke teller, are smart. This enhances your reputation as “the smartest person in the room.”
The following are my current “Joke Reminders”:
What did god say to the Pollocks
Italian w/ 1 arm shorter than other
You are very sick – 2nd opinion
Where is your hat
SOO your single
Princess touched – melted
Me before my operation
Family of mice
Blond: Do you think he will jump?
Golfer: massage therapist
2 Blonds in mirror at bar
Woman wakes-up from operation
California or the moon
Redhead/blond broken finger
Restaurant – Flower: Rose
$70 bucks is $70 bucks
Best Last kiss
Brunet/blond w/broken finger
Blond – mirror -police officer
Weiner contest: Redneck 21
Smaller than a AAA battery
Confession – 94-year-old/ sex w 24
Hind – Lick maneuver
Ringing in ears
JOKES FOR KIDS
Q: What goes up and down but does not move? A: Stairs
Q: Why did the picture go to jail? A: Because it was framed.
Q: What did one wall say to the other wall? A: I’ll meet you at the corner.
Q: What gets wetter the more it dries? A: A towel.
Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope? A: Stick with me and we will go places!
Q: Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? A: Because then it would be a foot!
Q: What is it that even the most careful person overlooks? A: Her nose!
Q: What has four wheels and flies? A: A garbage truck!
Q: What kind of car does Mickey Mouse’s wife drive? A: A Minnie van!
Q: Why did the robber take a bath before he stole from the bank? A: To make a clean get away!
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Excerpted from How to become the “SMARTEST PERSON” in the Room. © 2018 John D. Gaskell. Used with permission of Professional Value Books, Inc. All rights reserved. Order at TheEngineersResource.com. Use coupon code “room” and save.
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