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Jack’s Joke of the Day: “THE PRINCESS”




“The Princess”


There was a Kingdom, long ago, with a Princess who had a strange problem; everything she touched melted. Wood, stone or steel all melted.

The king was so concerned that he announced that anyone who could produce anything that did not melt, could have the Princesses hand in marriage.

Three Nights-in shining-armor showed up.

The first presented a sword of tungsten steel. But, when the Princess touched the sword, it melted.

The second presented a diamond. But, when the Princess touched the diamond, it melted.

The third said: “Put your hand in my pocket and touch whatever you find.” She did and it did not melt. What was it?



It was M&M’s, of course. They melt in your mouth; not in your hand.

Excerpted from How to become the “SMARTEST PERSON” in the Room. You are what you are perceived to be. Let me show you how to become a “MARKETING” genius. © 2018 John D. Gaskell. Used with permission of Professional Value Books, Inc. All rights reserved. Order at Use coupon code “room” and save.

Why do you want to tell jokes?

When someone tells a funny joke with great delivery, it makes people laugh and feel happy. It also helps them to like the person telling the joke, remember that person, and causes them think that you, as the joke teller, are smart. This enhances your reputation as “the smartest person in the room.”

I recommend preparing a list of “Joke Reminders”. As the name implies, is list of words that remind you of a joke. Like most people, I quickly forget jokes. So, when someone tells a joke that I like, I write a few words on the back of the monthly calendar that I always carry with me. Later, I think about the joke and try to improve upon it and memorize it including appropriate facial expressions and arm gestures.

That reminds me of a joke. “What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?” ……….. “It is called a speech impediment.”